No he din’t?!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 6:07 pm (Lover)
Yes, he did. He said it.
My husband and I have not had much sex since it was “okay” to do so, since the 6 week mark. Sometimes when it’s approved, it’s not as fun. As one of my first post “commenters” commented on. I’m not really in the mood. I’m mostly tired, having no desire, and my hormones are going in the opposite direction of my pregnancy. When I was pregnant, seeing my own naked parts made me horny. Is that possible? My husband was in heaven.
Well…. since I mentioned in my blog, I wanted him to initiate the sex more, I unleashed a flood of fury. Sometimes you shoot yourself in your own foot. Not that I wouldn’t want to have sex all the time, cause I do, but since I don’t desire it at this moment, I have to deal with this sexual being.
The other night, he got into bed and felt the need. I was texting a friend when he starts licking the clitoris. “What is he doing? why is he starting with that? wow, he’s doing it.” First of all, does he have to start with that? Is it just me, but don’t you have to be in the right mood or “single” to start right off with “the area”?. Couldn’t he have started with my ankle at least?” I had my legs crossed, so it was more difficult for him to “get through”. He’s trying hard, and I’m not helping the situation, cause I’m TEXTING, and he suddenly says, “So, you’re growing it out?” No, he didn’t!!! He didn’t just say that?!!!!
He reads my posts. It’s agreed he can read them, unless I specifically say he can’t, and he promises, which I believe, that he won’t. I’m not sure how that will perfectly work, but we’ll see.
Anyway!!!!!!!! Yes, he says it. He’s not allowed! “I’m thinking, first…no, he didn’t, then, no…I’m not growing it out, it’s not even long, that Fucker, what do I say to this, nothing, something, how am I ever going to get in the mood after this? never! why did I write that blog?, okay it’s been 6 weeks since I trimmed, but I’ve shaved lots of times, he didn’t notice that?” After a minute, maybe, he says, “you’re not in the mood, are you?” I said, “No, I’m not.” It’s hard for me to respond. I finally say, “It’s probably best not to say, “Oh, so you’re growing IT out” to begin a lovemaking session. He stops, then tells me that he was trying to be funny since he read my blog. Well, it didn’t work.
Obviously he doesn’t like it “grown out”. If he did, he would say, “OOOOHH, I love it when you let it go naturally, you should always do that.” But….”Oh, you’re growing it out” is not funny, nor a turn on.
It’s funny how you find out what your partner really thinks in the heat of “passion”.
RinTinTiny said,
October 19, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I am dying of laughter! Men can be SOOOO clueless! My boyfriend is a total dunce when it comes to foreplay too. Its like he thinks that as long as he gives me a few kisses first it is suddenly ok to dive right in. aaaaahhhrrrrr! Glad to know I am not alone. Please keep writing, I love your style!!
cazza said,
January 3, 2010 at 9:05 am
I’m dieing of laughter, and agree men are really clueless when it comes to foreplay. I have noticed the foreplay pretty much disappears completely once they have impressed us in the early stages of the relationship, and you are sooooooo!!!! lucky you get a few kisses it’s much better then being woken up in the middle of the night with this massive poke in the back (no warning) nearly having a heart attack from the shock and when you finally calm down realise he was that arroused from my fear he’s finished and back asleep, then if thats not bad enough your left uncomftorble,horney and you can’t get back to sleep. ENJOY THE KISSES…………….